No one ever told me about this shrinking anomaly

I’m shrinking, melting down into my mid-riff and apparently my feet, making those two characteristics the only that are growing.  My waist and inseam sizes have now exactly switched with each other. My patience has grown shorter, my energy and (semi? lol) conscious time has falling off a cliff. Wicked witch of the east in the rain.

Here’s an article on the why’s and some steps to take to fend this thing off. https://www.hellahealth.com/blog/wellness/shrink-get-older/

Now, the only thing that seems has grown significantly is my insomnia, but that’s another story.