No one ever told me about this shrinking anomaly

I’m shrinking, melting down into my mid-riff and apparently my feet, making those two characteristics the only that are growing.  My waist and inseam sizes have now exactly switched with each other. My patience has grown shorter, my energy and (semi? lol) conscious time has falling off a cliff. Wicked witch of the east in… Continue reading No one ever told me about this shrinking anomaly